Anyone who enjoys movies featuring violent women with giant breasts has to be a little sad about the death of sleazy-yet-arty Russ Meyer, who directed cult classics Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
Though humongous, heaving, voluptuous breasts are admired by many, few could challenge Meyer for the title of Patron Saint of the Humongous, Heaving, Voluptuous Breasts. So "breast" is the word of the day.
As a tribute, here are book and movie titles, with "beasts" turned to "breasts," as if they were brought to life by Meyer:
Breasts of Tarzan
Walking with Prehistoric Breasts
Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
The Breast in Ms. Rooney's Room
Maggie and the Ferocious Breast: The Big Scare
The Breasts That Hide From Man
The Breast That Walks Like Man
Demon Breast Invasion
The Breast of Revelation
Feeding the Breast: The White House Versus the Press
The Breast in the Nursery
The Dark Mystery of the Shadow Breasts
Breasts of Suburbia
The Amazing World of Mini-Breasts
What Killed the Mega-Breasts?
A Breast the Color of Winter
Birds, Breasts, and Relatives
Mythical Breasts Coloring Book
Tyrannosaurus was a Breast
The Friendly Breasts: A Christmas Carol
2 comments:
This is amazing, just so you know. :D
Just so you know, this is AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS!! :D
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