adj. No groping, molesting, tickling, or stroking can be found here.
Real citation: "Keep fondling, people. It's a small light in the darkness of a non-fondle-y world."
(Sept. 8, 2006, http://www.cocomment.com/rss2Article/165580.rss)
Made-up citation: "I have many non-fondle-y relationships with women--which is great--but Jesus fuck, I could use a few guy friends these days."