noun. The dampest science.
Real citation: "But you appear to now have one in Freakinology, eh? And that's a good sign! Degrees in Doofusology, Whineology, Bedwettology, and last, but not least, Buttinskology are worthless and you shouldn't waste your time trying to get them. Please? Heh-heh-heh."
(Joe Finocchiaro, Aug. 6, 1996, http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.dogs.breeds/msg/139d907cfee2cbf5?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "A rare boast: I have a doctorate in bedwettology."