Thursday, February 15, 2007

non-ball-licking

adj. Dry testicles, folks. That's all we have today.

Real citation: "When I agreed to do this review I was honest, admitting that my opinion of Strapping Young Lad was lukewarm. I was told that it would make a nice change from reviewers licking their balls all the time. I thought I could definitely deliver on the non-ball-licking review. I really did. But maybe for this record they should have asked more of an SYL fan."
(Fred Phillips, June 21, 2006, http://www.digitalmetal.com/reviews.asp?cid=7440)

Made-up citation: "I'd leave 'non-ball-licking' off the resume, son. No boss wants to see those words hyphenated."

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