adj. When "smurfy" just doesn't cut it.
Related terms: crapitudinous, fuckitudinous, funkitudinous.
Real citation: "Secondly: King Schlong! Oh, my dear sweet Boring Smurf of Smurfitudinous Retching. Yick."
(Bex, "King Schlong and The Island of HORRID STUPIDITY," Jan. 9, 2006, http://bexschwartz.blogspot.com/2006/01/king-schlong-and-island-of-horrid.html)
Made-up citation: "I'm pretty sure Texas is smurfitudinous, and that's another reason I'm glad to be leaving."