Monday, February 20, 2006


verb. A non-master-of-your-domainy, post-sheep-counting, mega-ishy activity that you had better not be doing in the top bunk, mister.

Real citation: "Someone i used to know used to sleepwank, she'd wake up flicking her bean. very embarrising on guide camp."
(Phil, April 26, 2003,

Made-up citation: "I thought snoring and jimmy legs were bad qualities in a bedmate...then I read about sleepwanking. Get me to a nunnery, stat!"

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