noun. Right smack in the creamy middle of--as the Bible says--"putting the devil into hell." Or, you know, there may be two hells, two devils, or any other combination that's been tried since Christ was a cowboy.
Related words: non-groininess.
Real citation: "It’s easy, because he calls out her name mid-groininess and afterwards . . . he holds me."
(Beetle, "Pretend," http://184.108.40.206/search?q=cache:cz6C3tvE1LcJ:stepaway.com/archive/viewstory.php%3Fsid%3D1077%26PHPSESSID%3Dcda8b9987644e18c4d464f77d8d4f55f+groininess&hl=
Made-up citation: "Any testimony that was obtained mid-groininess will not be heard in this court. Unless you speak up!"