noun. Get a manssiere and hide the children, for the love of all that is holy.
Real citation: "I never said it makes men infertile, just that it decreases the fertility. And yes, I'm yet to find anything supporting my theory of man-boobitude."
(Serahim, Aug. 13, 2005, http://www.sex-project.com/1/index.php?PHPSESSID=fcae27dd5f8c3f8cec2b7524508b2ef5&topic=2649.msg35728)
Made-up citation: "Even the most sincere proponents of intelligent design have trouble explaining or gazing upon the ungodly humps known as man-boobitude."