Thursday, April 21, 2005

eco-dildo

noun. An environmentally-friendly vibrator or an environmentally-friendly asshole.

Real citation: "Those photo-names...the big format camera and the neo-romantic luminist names, like some fringe-jacketed western Sundance-sensitive new-age Bridges of Madison County Taos photo-abenteuer eco-dildo crystal and dream -catcher wearing "come into my sweat lodge, baby" type with the suede-shit unbuttoned to the navel. "
(DirtCrashr, Oct. 24, 2000, http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.motorcycles.dirt/msg/eb6233783703ca5a)

Made-up citation: "When the eco-dildo is as common as lip gloss, 'saving the earth' will be a popular euphemism."

2 comments:

NotClauswitz said...

Wow! Something pops up from rec.motorcycles.dirt, from ages ago! Kewl! Great made-up citation! :-)

Anonymous said...

very very nice :)