noun. Bungled and/or frenzied and/or dishonest activity that is not completely unlike a bucket of rats making sweet love.
Related terms: Philadelphia ratfuck.
Real citation: "The final tally of electoral votes was updated live throughout election day, 02 November 2004, by Andrew Tanebaum of Electoral-Vote.com, where he stayed up all night hopefully tabulating the votes, only to sob bitterly at the sheer monstrous ratfuckery of it all. He then asked to be excused to the bathroom, from which a single gunshot was later heard. "
(Kasreyn, Nov. 3, 2004, http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/11/2/5813/09810)
Made-up citation: "I'll be finished with my Bachelor's in Political Science this June--I just have to finish an online course in Advanced Ratfuckery."