noun. An eating utensil with a specific purpose.
Real citation: "Well pardon me if our ancient ancestors didn't leave behind any former-husband-brain-eating forks."
(Nick, "The Bachelor Party," Nov. 16, 1999, Angel)
Made-up citation: "During dark rituals, any host who wants to avoid a mortifying faux pas must carefully attend to the placement of the exorcism tongs and the former-husband-brain-eating fork."