noun. A trained professional in the art and science of hoo-ha-itude.
Real citation: "@yattalxndr lmao.. If secretions are on them.. Free clinic might not do it.. Might need a Vagizzle-ologist"
(June 17, 2010, Dave Black, Twitter, http://twitter.com/MrDaveBlackATL/status/16401542108)
Made-up citation: "Don't bring a vagizzle-ologist to a vajazzle-ologist fight. I don't know who would win, but I'd just avoid the whole mess, personally."