noun. Wow. And I thought sleep-sexing was sexy.
Real citation: "@AshkeSV No, I'm a sleep-bacon-eater. *totally sounds like a @DrDoofenshmirtz invention*"
(July 19, 2010, WendySparrow, Twitter, http://twitter.com/WendySparrow/status/18929163450)
Made-up citation: "I come from a long line of sleep-bacon-eaters. Also, there were some sleep-pig-plookers on my mom's side. So that evens out."