noun. Pork-plooker. Bacon-boinker!
Real citation: "Or they're training the new Gertie to become Safe's "special friend" here on this newsgroup. Didn't our favorite pigfornicator lose his favorite target when the cult decided that Dennis Erlich was right all along about the Co$ being evil?"
(Chris Leithiser, June 10, 1999, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.scientology/
Made-up citation: "The way of the pigfornicator is a salty lifestyle indeed."