Real citation: "My next big injury didn't happen until 5 years later. Since no names are being mentioned, I could be quite candid about it. It was an inexperienced tea-bagging incident. Meant to be an awesome night, but ended up in a ball of awkwardness and groinly displeasure."
(Aug. 9, 2005, http://www.tabulas.com/~ghost_tree/954278.html)
Made-up citation: "'Groinly' is not a perfect substitute for 'crotchly,' as many Robert Frost poems unfortunately demonstrate."