skanktard

noun. Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?

Related terms: asstard, butt-tard, dorktard, douchetard, fucktard, puketard, shit-tard.

Real citation: "Oh ferfuckssake. Look you BBUL skankwad, outside of the blessed sistina, the only THING that would go near that gross fucktard is some trailer trash skanktard like yourself. Have you looked at him? Have you looked in the mirror? Have you gone to Wal-Mart and looked at the rest of your bretheren and then meandered into areas where you'd only be allowed to clean the homes?"
(http://bondage.com/i/1395301/p/5/blog.html)

Made-up citation: "Pimpin' ain't easy, and being a skanktard is also more difficult than one would assume."

douchebutt

noun. Douchebag plus buttfuck minus fuckbag.

Related terms: douchetard, douchewad, douchefuck, douchehead, douchenuts.

Real citation: "Me: yes- your reputation definitely precedes you. what's db stand for? dickbrain? douchebutt? dilbert? or just dipshit boy?"
(July 31, 2002, http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.audio.pro/msg/3f249aa9ef7ec717?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Real parents have named real children 'Winner,' 'Loser,' 'Harvard,' 'Shithead,' and 'Lemonjello,' so when the hell are some creative parents going to get off their ass and slap 'Douchebutt' on some deserving little nipper? How long, oh Lord, how long must I wait?"