If you don't know, Neko Case is pretty much the best singer in the history of the universe. You probably know that.
But did you know she is one of the funniest motherfuckers on Twitter? Here's a recent stream of raps she just posted:
"My dicks too tight tonight, gonna take top-prize in a dick-sword fight"
"Hammer dick on the chain, gonna build a come gazebo on your face, McCain"
"My dick is a pontoon boat, you can buy one at Cabella's with a camouflaged coat..."
"I'm washin' balls, what's the commotion?! Theyre displacing all the water in the motherfuckin' OCEAN!"
"My balls has guns and a Loomis guard, cause all the motherfuckin' ladies want my babies so hard"..
"Dick is exhausting to drag around, I use it as a mattress when I gotta lay down.."
"My balls are gi-normous and my frosting supreme, J Lo bought 2 cases to use for face cream.."
Then, she got ladylike:
"I'm a white-hot delinquent with multiple clits, my taco pants fit like oven mitts! FIREPROOF MOTHERFUCKER!"
Read it and weep here.
I love you and your balls, Neko.