noun. A person who, through no fault of her own--and yes, this is probably a her--is forced to repel repeated amorous advances from cavemanly critters.
Related terms: nutjob magnet, wingnut magnet, fucknut magnet, loser magnet, asshat magnet, asshole magnet, doofus magnet, dork magnet, dumbass magnet, skank magnet, ho magnet, bad kisser magnet.
Real citation: “Are they all like this, or am I just a Neanderthal magnet?”
(Dec. 16, 2002, http://www.council-of-elrond.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-1892.html)
Made-up citation: "Evolutionary biologists are unable to explain neanderthal magnets, self-flushing toilets, and butt bras."
Holy Shit! I've been using Freak Magnet for years! Thought it was just me....
ReplyDeleteIs this the same as Flypaper for Freaks? I've been using that one for years.
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