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With the end of the Christopher Nolan/Christian Bale Batman movies here, studio executives are already preparing for a reboot. These are so...

I’m going to a fancy hand-sanitizer tasting tonight. Mmm, I love a Long Island Hand Sanitizer. Hey teenage girls, I got a keg of hand saniti...

Propose massive tax on all "chick stuff." Refer to sexist, repressive regimes around the world as the Axis of Awesome Bros. Pay se...

Nunsploitation before beer, never fear. No taxation without nunsploitation! When life hands you nunsploitation, make nunsploitation-ade. Nun...

Are You My Milf? Milf Goose Nursery Rhymes The Milf of All Pregnancy Books Milf, Please! Milfs of Invention Chicken Soup for the Milf’s Soul...

It tastes like a stalk of nothing. It’s not a carrot. It’s not a cookie. It tastes like looking into the abyss feels. It’s a terrorist. It’s...

To become a better person, but not so good that anyone benefits or notices or thinks it’s the start of a trend. To listen to my inner voice,...