Thursday, January 05, 2006

jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat

noun. Roughly translated, this amounts to a big bucket o' nada.

Real citation: "I don't know if April Cummings does her own research or reads from a scripted newscast, but someone at KRON is clearly uneducated jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat about anarchism."
(Sholom Keller, July 10, 2005, San Francisco Independent Media Center)

Made-up citation: "Mathematicians at a local university are working to find a number between zero and jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat. For mathematicians, they're not very smart."
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Dear Mark,

    This is a truly great blog. Pity I only discovered it now.

    Best,
    Bert the Anonymous

    Important P.S.
    Could you please send me your private email address? I've got a very serious proposal indeed. (Do not fear spam or anything nasty.)

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  2. Anonymous5:00 PM

    P.S. to the previous comment by Bert the Anonymous

    You probably need to know my email address:

    bert dot cappelle at-sign kuleuven-kortrijk dot be
    (no spaces)

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