Snuggie-ological

adj. In my day, we called it "straitjacket-ish".

Real citation: "Snuggie-ological Implications
So far, 4 million 'blankets with sleeves' have been sold. Perhaps this is a sign that the comfortable backward-robe has been brilliantly marketed to perfection -- to college students, hipsters and others who love its kitsch factor."
(Feb. 2, 2009, Laura Gilbert, Lemondrop, http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/02/02/snuggie-love-reaches-saturation-point/)

Made-up citation: "I know little of the Snuggie-ological arts. When I was a swaddling infant, blankets didn't have sleeves or tentacles or CIA chips implanted in the tag, and we made do anyway."