crotchface-itude

noun. Not an asset in all situations, no matter what your mom says.

Real citation: "And thanks, @opineda, for bringing @katsterisk's vile douchebaggery to my attention. Her moist morning crotchface-itude."
(Nov. 12, 2009, Laurie Hayes, Twitter, http://twitter.com/accostherwilde/status/5655388717)

Made-up citation: "The Old and New Testaments have divergent teachings on crotchface-itude, according to the Bible."