enthrallitude

noun. Look deep into the eyes of some enthralled motherfucker, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "As in a swoon, my enthrallitude was bisected by the sudden tonitruation of conflatulence."
(anonyMoses, Dec. 18, 2004, http://anonymoses.blogspot.com/2004_12_12_anonymoses_archive.html)

Made-up citation: "I watched the President's speech with something less than raging enthrallitude. '20,000 more troops' caught my ear though."