poo-manity

noun. Crapkind.

Real citation: "Oh the poo-manity."
(Feb. 5, 2010, Lindsay Maddox, Silly Mom Thoughts, http://blog.lindsaymaddox.com/2010/02/oh-the-poo-manity/)

Made-up citation: "Don't bring pee-manity to a poo-manity fight."