Tuesday, October 31, 2006

non-boobness

adj. No voluptuous bosoms or delicious morons to be found here.

Related terms: boobness, boobiness, non-boobiness.

Real citation: "I think you make the case for Bush's non-boobness very well."
(Feb. 5, 2004, http://nancynall.com/2004/02/02/ouch/feed/)

Made-up citation: "I think my I.Q. is in the non-boobness range, though I don't know if it would be a winning score in basketball."

mochafication

noun. Like Vietnamization, but yummier.

Real citation: "Beginning mochafication in THREE... TWO... ONE... [slurp]"
(Theo, July 21, 2006, mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/beh_beh_boo_boo.html)

Made-up citation: "If the counselor can't help me, I've seen promising research on mochafication therapy."

Monday, October 30, 2006

pre-batshit-insane

adj. Not yet cuckoo-bananas or bugfucky.

Related terms: batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit insane, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, batshit-deranged, super-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshittery, holy batshit, batcrap, batpoop.

Real citation: "Pre-batshit-insane Tom Cruise"
(stile, May 14, 2006, http://www.fazed.net/forum/view/?id=23296&p=846)

Made-up citation: "In the pre-batshit-insane state, the American celebrity is unconcerned about remnants of ancient-demon-space-monster dudes."

space-porn-themed

adj. There are many round objects.

Real citation: "Excellent '70s space-porn-themed pinball machine"
(Xeni Jardin, March 30, 2005, http://www.boingboing.net/2005/03/30/excellent_70s_spacep.html)

Made-up citation: "Space-porn-themed weddings will be all the rage this spring. Most Jovian strippers are already booked."

Sunday, October 29, 2006

metric diaperload

noun. Not actually an infant-or-elder-launched brown mess of considerable size.

Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric booty-load, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric frackload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload, metric jesus-load.

Real citation: "Just for laughs, what is Comcast charging you for your connection? I'm guessing about $45 a month, but enlighten me. I'm also guessing that you have to subscribe to a metric diaperload of cable-tv products from them to qualify for your Internet connection, but again, please enlighten me."
(Mr Neutron, May 30, 2005, http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,14426132)

Made-up citation: "My puppy has a metric diaperload of friends: Nikita, Daisy, Jed, Merle, Jack, Charlie, Brutus, Ben, Baxter, Roscoe, Dash, Willie... Not that I'm jealous."

neanderthaless

noun. Our primordial female ancestor. This term is preferable to "cavewoman" or "dino-ho."

Related term: neanderthalette.

Real citation: "To the neanderthal the neanderthaless is beautiful."
(apostate, Nov. 13, 2001, groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.eddings/msg/3364520a81b49249?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Researchers at a local university have learned that neanderthalesses may have been hairy."

Friday, October 27, 2006

by Zeus' balls

exclamation. A testicular, Olympian idiom appropriate for very few occasions.

Related terms: for God's sack, for Christ's sweet biscuits.

Real citation: "By Zeus' balls, I forgot about Jake! If they don't show Gaeta or Tyrol walking him around the ship next episode, I'll be pretty upset. After all, he's about the fifth or sixth most important member of the resistence, which makes him an adorable war hero as far as I'm concerned."
(Jack Gladyney, Oct. 20, 2006, " "3-4: "Exodus: Part II" 2006.10.20," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3147415&view=findpost&p=6361824)

Made-up citation: "By Zeus' balls, I am most pleased with this gnocchi in a vodka sauce with calamari and extra noodles."

fuckwitesque

adj. Kinda fuckwitted, I suppose.

Real citation: "that behaviour tomorrow will count as "fuckwitesque" to be honest Mr W."
(Stallion Explosion, June 14, 2002, http://b3ta.com/board/146967)

Made-up citation: "Lately I've been realizing how many fuckwitesque notions are entrenched in my brain. It's about as fun as a box of shit."

Thursday, October 26, 2006

heart-blower-upper

noun. Not recommended by cardiologists.

Real citation: "Yep, you guessed it, Tarantino just isn't cool enough to call it 'Complete bullshit heart-blower-upper rib cage smack down no jutsu'."
(KhanFusion, May 16, 2004, http://www.inksandwich.com/forum/archive/index.php?t-2113.html)

Made-up citation: "There's heartbreakers and then there's heart-blower-uppers. I am the latter. And crack is not whack."

James Spader-y

adj. This is a compliment.

Real citation: "There wasn't even an ounce of trash talk in his voice. He was utterly and completely convinced I would miss it. He knew I would miss it. This is an obscenely confident man. There's something almost James Spader-y about him. It's disorienting."
(Bill Simmons, "Playing in Tiger's shadow," Oct. 12, 2006, http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/061012)

Made-up citation: "In the real world, I think most James Spader-y behavior is illegal."

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

kaboomboomboomboom

noun. A mega-splodey state of affairs.

Real citation: "We suffered through the viewing from the Washington St construction site too. Were you near the asshat in the helmet? He would not shut up. However, the sparkling lights, the loud kaboomboomboomboom, and the general glee over seeing big change happen real fast made a sticky monday night awesome!"
(August 29, 2006, http://andiamnotlyingforreal.blogspot.com/2006/08/wilson-bridge-detonation-was-bullshit.html)

Made-up citation: "The combination of sci-fi kaboomboomboomboom and heart-demolishing drama on the latest Battlestar Galactica was almost more than I could take. Let's just say I'm a fan."

brown-boxers moment

noun. Holy mother of shitski!

Related terms: brown trousers moment, brown pants moment, brown undies moment.

Real citation: "{*Please note this was the first game i had on my AMD800 many years ago, by todays standards it may well suck but fluck me it was a brown-boxers moment at the time}"
(tommydotm, Feb. 17, 2005, http://www.igda.org/Forums/showthread.php?threadid=14554)

Made-up citation: "My comedy improv class is like a brown-boxers moment that lasts three hours. My boxers hate me."

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

ice the suck cake

verb phrase. To add delicious suckitude to a situation.

Real citation: "If you ice the suck cake by constantly complaining about how filthy everything is—while, again, never lifting a finger yourself—YOUR ROOMMATES WILL NOTICE. They might eat your suck cake uncomplaining (as might your SO), but you haven't fooled them. It sucks. - Cranky"
("Savage Love Web Extra," Oct. 17, 2006, http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0642,savage,74774,24.html)

Made-up citation: "Larry David deserves a Ph.D. for his detailed portraits of how people ice the suck cake."

backlash-tastic

adj. Anti-feminist.

Real citation: "Diane Keaton gets spit up on before she finally sees the light, moves to Vermont, falls for a veterinarian and starts making baby food in Backlash-tastic 'Baby Boom.'"
(Rebecca Traister, "Sympathy for the she-devil," June 30, 2006, Salon, http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/06/30/women_bosses/)

Made-up citation: "What are the odds that the first female president will be a backlash-tastic Republican-bot?"

Monday, October 23, 2006

bewhacked

adj. Kiboshed.

Related term: beyoinked.

Real citation: "Meanwhile Odysseus’ job (I swear to god) is to follow behind Diomedes and grab the newly bewhacked dead guys by the feet and drag them out of the way so as to make a neat little path for the horses."
("Reading the Iliad," http://www.jamierieger.com/western/iliad_ch10.htm)

Made-up citation: "If you think 'bewhacked' is an out-there word, check the OED, where I just found the even more out-there and delightful 'be-pamphletise,' 'beflounced,' 'be-belzebubbed,' and 'be-Frenchman'd.'"

repornified

adj. I tried to think of something more original than "porn again." I failed.

Real citation: "We should've known that pornstress Tyra Banxxx' tearful appearance on her namesake's daytime talk show last year would eventually wind up as PR material for a porn DVD: despite telling the real Tyra that she would stop using her name and quit the adult business, SexZ Pictures announced the release this week of "America's Next Top Porn Model", directed by Roy Karch and starring the repornified Banxxx."
(Oct. 19, 2006, Fleshbot, http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/dvd/tyra-banxxx-in-americas-next-top-porn-model-165672.php)

Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'Repornified babes eating refried beans is a rarefied sight."

Thursday, October 19, 2006

co-badass

noun. An ass-whomping cohort.

Real citation: "She's still trying to be this kick-ass double act with Kara, trading lines and being co-bad-asses."
(Jacob, "Scar," Television Without Pity, page 4, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a427/index-3.html)

Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between a sidekick and a co-badass. The distinction may be spandex-related."

overlordage

noun. Like landlordage, but more oppressive.

Real citation: "The end game is clear. Peace means that Israel ends its occupation of Palestine. For real -- no buffers, no perpetual water confiscation, no overlordage. Is that on the table?"
(jonh, May 23, 2003, The Smirking Chimp, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:xcDvABxgxdIJ:smirkingchimp.com/viewtopic.php%3Ftopic%3D22333%26forum%3D7+overlordage&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=3&client=firefox-a)

Made-up citation: "I just got my Lez Zeppelin tickets. I'm looking forward to hearing my favorite songs about overlordage and stuff."

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Where-the-fuck-istan

noun. Off the grid, baby!

Real citation: "Alot of americans seem to think that way too... until we demand a fair price for our lumber or lifting of sanctions on our beef or something. Then we might as well be Where-the-fuck-istan... :annoyed:"
(capn_g, http://www.adgbc.com/bbs/showthread/t-8324.html)

Made-up citation: "Most academic jobs seem to be in Where-the-fuck-istan, Indiana, along with some goats."

brain-hurtitude

noun. An owie of the mind--though not of the neurodoublefucked kind.

Real citation: "Those susceptible to brain-hurtitude are better off avoiding this thread."
(homullus, Dec. 10, 2002, http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=6679)

Made-up citation: "Zen koans like 'Does a dog have Buddha nature?' create a most enlightening brain-hurtitude. Moooooooooo."

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

fornicationful

adj. There is much hot monkey sex to be found here.

Real citation: "Even in my most fornicationful peaks I still cracked one off here and there."
(The Chase, Feb. 13, 2006, http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=123065&view=next)

Made-up citation: "What's the most fornicationful non-porn movie ever made?"

righteousish

adj. 1. Sorta on a high horse. 2. Sorta awesome.

Real citation: "there was this Italian dude in Wenseslav (sp.?) Square who walked like you, then in the middle of his conversation with his friend he stopped, turned, whistled across the street, yelled "CIIAAAOOOO BEELLLLAAAAA" to a beautiful czech girl, then returned to this usual walking. That is the only righteousish moment here that had the Hickling flavor."
(Burka$$$h, March 31, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13365294)

Made-up citation: "I used to be self-righteousish about eating pork. Now I eat so much bacon I'm turning into a pig man."

Monday, October 16, 2006

buttmuncheroo

noun. A seldom seen species of the once proud buttmunch.

Real citation: "My boyfriend's the buttmunch. So we've tried variations on a theme: buttmuncher, buttmunchee, buttmunchette, buttmuncher and now buttmuncheroo haha."
(Candy177, Dec. 17, 2004, http://allpoetry.com/poem/950407)

Made-up citation: "Despite my fear of looking like a buttmuncheroo, I am enjoying my improv comedy class."

trumpety-strumpety

adj. Horny.

Real citation: "A lush transition leads to a trumpety-strumpety style with virtuoso rhythmic and pianistic variations covering the entire range of the piano."
(http://dram.nyu.edu/dram/note.cgi?id=8545)

Made-up citation: "Kill the hogs! Release the virgins! Let trumpety-strumpety music ring forth! Forsooth and verily, etc!"

Sunday, October 15, 2006

de-dweebification

noun. The always delicate process of removing dweebishness.

Real citation: "3. Buffs as ACK: Despite the numerous and highly irritated episodes of
AAAB-17's and AAAB-25 recently, I seem to actually see some people
using the bombers as they intended. Could be just people practicing
for FG, but I think we might be seeing a subtle "de-dweebification"
going on here. :-)"
(Scott Thomson, Dec. 6, 1996, http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.flight-sim/msg/133d204778f502d5?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Since I'm a juggler, a word geek, a Battlestar Galactica nut, and the former owner of a rat named Yoda, I'm probably immune to most forms of de-dweebification."

groinhead

noun. 1. Loinshead. 2. One whose head is preoccupied with affairs of the groin.

Real citation: "TOO FAR GROINHEAD!! thats my mother your talking about.. Besides, your punching way abouve your weight fantasising about her.. so give up now!"
(Sept. 5, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=56781108)

Made-up citation: "All dickheads are groinheads, but not all bats are Batman."

Friday, October 13, 2006

toupeedar

noun. A keen, small-mammal-detecting sense.

Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, hickdar, loserdar, boob-dar, penis-dar, big dick-dar, hair-dar, porn-dar, sex-dar, food-dar, sleep-dar, money-dar, ho-dar, slut-dar, babe-dar, virgin-dar, jailbaitdar, hottie-dar, weirdo-dar, jerk-dar, moron-dar, dorkdar, skankdar, freak-dar, ass-dar, asshole-dar, Pretentious Club-going New York Assholedar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar, sexual-geniusdar, “Jesus Freak” dar, zombie-dar.

Real citation: "Just out of ear shot, though, Larry said that the red headed guy was a hooker. I looked back and wondered how Larry could determine such a thing, as he seemed to be just a guy standing on the sidewalk to me. Yet, for some things Larry has a keen eye: I've got gaydar (of which he has none), and he's got toupeedar and hookerdar (of which I have none)."
(Jan 15, 2002, Justin's Life, http://www.justinslife.com/00jan.html)

Made-up citation: "I don't have good toupeedar. Remembering to use gel uses up all of my hair-related intelligence."

megapoopage

noun. Someone dropped the bomb!

Related term: megadumpage

Real citation: "The next four weeks is different. Mom weans them, there is a week of picking up mega poopage while they eat solid food and learn to leave their indoor pen via the puppy door to do all that outdoors."
(Goodfriends Kennel, http://www.uci.net/~golden/litters.html)

Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'Megapoopage happens.'"

boinktacular

adj. Hot-monkey-sex-tacular.

Real citation: "Hope your Saturday is boinktacular!!! hehehe ;)"
(pleaseteasme, Aug. 27, 2005, http://literotica.com:81/forum/archive/index.php/t-145352-p-77.html)

Made-up citation: "God wants you to be boinktacular. He just doesn't want you to be prophylactictastic."

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

dumbfucktastic

adj. Severely, profoundly, moderately, or mildly dumbfucky.

Real citation: "Twinfalls is quite Dumbfucktastic."
(LlamaGod, July 24, 2006, http://www.rpgcodex.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=14239)

Made-up citation: "Mixing up a.m. and p.m. when buying a flight is the most dumbfucktastic thing I've done in awhile."

non-suckwadish

adj. No suckwads here. Really.

Real citation: "I just wanted to drop by and let you know that Chris DOES in fact STILL suck. I figured maybe you were wondering if he is OFF the suckwad list yet. That maybe he got better and he is now by some miracle cool, therefore it's OK to have his gay ass picture on your myspace. Unfortunately, there is not a miracle BIG enough to make Chris cool/non-suckwadish."
(Rachael, May 18, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:A1B3_yKAEb4J:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D8702840+suckwadish&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "Being non-suckwadish is 98% of good teaching."

ew-able

adj. Capable of inspiring a hearty "ewww."

Real citation: "Wonder if Adama cottoned to the fact she was playing footsie with Lee. Ew. (Not Lee, it is impossible for Lee to be Ew-able.)"
(rimfire, "1-9: "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down" 2005.03.04," May 5, 2005, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3123998&view=findpost&p=2602948)

Made-up citation: "I think my feet are getting more attractive. They're less ew-able than they used to be."

Thursday, October 05, 2006

spandexitude

noun. Modesty schmodesty.

Real citation: "I'm getting carried away, as I often do when I start talking about the bags. The news is that there is now a whole line of this sex enhancement gear, including hoods, bondage bags with internal confinement for the arms, two-legged open-crotch bags, double-zippered sleepsacks, and bodyform catsuits that leave the arms and legs free to move while completely encasing them in heavenly spandexitude."
(David Steinberg, "Of Blood, Spandex, and Lesbian Enjoyment," nearbycafe.com/loveandlust/steinberg/erotic/cn/cn22.html)

Made-up citation: "As I write this, I'm writhing in full spandexitude for my web cam."

congressasshat

noun. A buttheadier asshat than most.

Real citation: "Well, the usual list of stuff, write your congressasshat, blahdy, blah."
(http://www.smartdykes.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1309)

Made-up citation: "When congressasshats breed, God shivers and reaches for the crack pipe."

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

trepan-happy

adj. There's nothing quite like a hole in the head. Yay?

Real citation: "My unscientific mind finds it curious, however, that for hundreds of years doctors were recommending that those with peptic ulcers cut back on the Moccona-and-jalapeno sandwiches, and try to relax. One can only guess that doctors told patients to do this because it was in some way effective (this wasn't the trepan-happy middle ages, remember - this was all the way up to the early eighties)."
(James P. Wall, "A Brief, Deranged Word About Ulcers," Oct. 5, 2005, http://writingstatic.blogspot.com/2005/10/brief-deranged-word-about-ulcers.html)

Made-up citation: "If the President were trepan-happy as well as an avid jogger, that would explain a few things."

pithicism

noun. Insert one-liner here.

Real citation: "It's much easier to write an entertaining review if the reviewer doesn't let legitimate complexities and unknowables interfere with his or her wit, and just spews out whatever clever pithicism he happens to invent without bothering to wonder if it's really at the heart off anything."
("How to be a critic," Oct. 8, 2002, provenance: unknown, http://www.provenanceunknown.com/archive/2002/10-08_how_to_be_a_.html)

Made-up citation: "Does 'bros before hos' count as a pithicism? Or is it more of a Zen koan?"

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

terroristette

noun. An evildoer with feminine charms. And maybe some anthrax.

Real citation: "Thenmuli Rajaratnam wasn't a terrorist, she was a terroristette."
(July 23, 2005, groups.google.com/group/alt.buddha.short.fat.guy/
msg/ba2f2b8b3ad9dd13)

Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a thong-twanging, testicle-chomping, testosterone-lactating, tie-to-the-bedable terroristette who likes veggie pizza and sailing. No smokers please."

pins-and-needles-y

adj. Sweet merciful mother of mothballs! That tingles.

Real citation: "First few miles, felt like stopping though we know this is pretty much normal and I soon got into my stride. 4 miles in and my right leg started to feel a bit puffy and pins-and-needles-y, although I get this when I do long runs so it wasn't any worry."
(Steven Pick, Sept. 17, 2006, http://www.realbuzz.com/network/myBlogs/blog.php?blog=503&caldate=2006-09&post=7936)

Made-up citation: "When I think about seeing the Dresden Dolls in a few weeks, my brain and crotch get mega-pins-and-needles-y. I'm a little excited."

Monday, October 02, 2006

absosmurfing

adverb. An absolutely smurfing alternative to "absolutely."

Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking.

Real citation: "In any case, Horace Andy is obviously a god of some kind, and they were absosmurfing brilliant when I saw them on June 18, so bugger Richard Ashcroft (I don't care what you say Ebby, that's a *weird* double bill).Go and see 'em in a town near you."
(Danielle, July 2, 1998, http://www.smoe.org/lists/fegmaniax/1998/v07.n247)

Made-up citation: "I absosmurfing dread the thought of putting winter booties on my dog. Shoot me in the head."

expositiolicious

adj. Blah blah, yada yada, STFUA.

Real citation: "I don't have a huge problem with skipping forward a year, except that the next season will inevitably be expositiolicious."
(ender988, "2-20: "Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II" 2006.03.10," March 11, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3136980&view=findpost&p=4704010)

Made-up citation: "My life is a little expositiolicious lately. I need more adult situations and graphic nudity. I've got the strong language covered."

Sunday, October 01, 2006

ho-diddly-fucking-hum

interjection. Quite ho hum.

Real citation: "I conceed it was not the most exciting of days on that particular trip, though that’s just ho-diddly-fucking-hum really isn’t it? ;)"
(Jonathan Stanley, June 10, 2005, http://lambcutlet.org/blog/2005/06/08/day-13-in-hong-kong-unlucky-13/)

Made-up citation: "Working at home can get a little ho-diddly-fucking-hum. Thank God my dog is there to bark at the neighbors and eat the condoms they discard."

debutchify

verb. Femme it up! Butch it down! Shave something, I guess.

Real citation: "It is a sentence that is personal to us, but I am thinking that I would like to get it incorporated with a pretty picture with colors and stuff in it as well. I kind of need a more femme tattoo to debutchify what I've got on my arm."
(Siobhan, "Tattoos," Jan. 30, 2006, http://noyoudoit.blogspot.com/2006/01/tattoos.html)

Made-up citation: "Long hair can debutchify a woman. All it did for me was make me a goddamn hippie."