Tuesday, November 02, 2004

ABC Index

A

abominationish

abominationistic

abominationitude

abracaboobra

abraca-oops

absocraply

absodiddly

absoforking

absofracking

absofuckingawesome

absofuckingnotly

absoshitly

absosmurfing

abysmalitude

abysslessness

accentgasm

accessory-dog

ackfuck

add-hic-endum

adorable-itude

aggro-goofitude

ah-choo-la-la

AHEMdelusionsofgrandeurAHEM

*ahem*ty-nine

all-knowing-ish

all-over-each-other-ness

alternadoofus

ambulatory hamburger

American assload

Amish-sploitation

amputation-happy

anal-probish

aneurysmometer

ann-coulterin'

annoying-gushy-man-molestiness

anthro-weirdo

anthro-whatsit

anti-anti-anti-anti-American

anti-anti-anti-tit-for-tat

anti-anti-lap-dance

Anti-Christitude

anti-Fonzie

anti-Janet-Jackson’s-nipple

anti-jeebusness

anti-milf

anti-space-rock

ape-poopy

apoco-babe

ap-sock-alypse

Aquamanliness

aqua-Satanic

arachno-butt

arch-buttmunch

arch-dipshit

arch-dumbass

arch-nemesisness

arch-nutjob

arghh-ified

argh-inspiring

arghitude

arm-punchy

assassin-client privilege

assassinationologist

ass-chapper

Assclownistan

asscrackitude

asshatastic

asshat-capades

asshatdar

asshat whisperer

assheadface

ass-fatifying

assholiest

assitudinous

assitudinousness

asskissology

asslessness

assloadish

assmunchitude

assnutface

asspore

ass-pullage

ass-pullery

assquarters

ass-smoochery

asstardishness

asstardtastic

assticular region

Asstoberfest

asswadface

astrocaust

atomic space wedgie

atomic-wedgie-proof

atrocitylicious

attack-majiggy

at the whim of a hat

Australian schnauzer-doodle-whatever-poo

auto-assplay

awesome-stosterone

awshucksy-gosh-darn-it-to-heck

awwwwwww-itude

B

baby boomerbasherism

backlash-tastic

bacongasm

baconpire

baked in stupidity sauce

ba-donk-a-ma-donk

baddie-in-training

bad-motherfuckerish

badonkadonk-load

baldershit

ball-crushage

ballitude

ball-latherer

ball-lickery

ballsacectomy

balls-centric

ball-suckitude

ballsweatometer

banana-mimicking

banana-phobic

bandit-licious

bank robberette

baptism-ish

barbarianette

barbecutionist

Barbie-in-chief

barfitudinous

baseball bat moment

Batbuttplug

batcrapitude

batfuckery

bathtubular

Batman-Begins-ification

Batmanliness

bat-nanigans

batshit burger

batshitcrazymobile

batshit-demented

batshit-deranged

batshitism

Batshitistan

batshit loonball

batshit-mentum

batshitologist

batshitometer

batshittedness

batshittery

Bat-spatula

battle-tastic-tacular-gasm-worthy

Batvibrator

beaglehuahua

beallah

beardzilla

beat-them-to-death-with-a-brick-worthy

Beavis and Buttheadification

bedcapades

bedoofused

bed-pannish

bedwettology

beeftacular

BeelzeHillary

Beelze-something

Beelze-whatever

beer-bestanked

beer gut-ify

beer-tastrophe

befuckitude

befuddlitude

behipstered

behoboed

beholderess

behootered

bejackassed

beJuicyFruited

benevolent-ish

bepancaked

Bepenised-European-American

bepoodled

besatan

bescrotumed

berserker-rage-inducing

beskunked

besmirchee

besnorkled

beswirlied

beta-goon

betowelled regions

betrayal-y

bewadded

bewedgied

bewhacked

bewiggery

bexenu

beyoinked

bezeus

bible-believingly

big-dick-dar

Bill Clintony

bio-crotchfruit

bird-poo-encrusted

biscuitwad

bittersweetitude

bladder-splosion

blah blah-ologist

blah-illion

blamfrazzled

blasphemosity

blessedly-boobed

blowhardette

blow-uppiness

blow-shit-up-with-magic-ologist

bodaciously-bottomed

bodily-fluids-imbibing

bogartitude

boinkability

boinkery

boinkly

boinktacular

Bond villain-y

boneheadery

bonerade

boneration

bonerheaded

bonerologist

bonership society

boner subsidy

bone throwage

bonertopia

bongo horror

bongozoid

bonka-bonka

bonkerization

bonkers-ish

bonobosexual

boobage-coverage

boobamaphone

boobicular fortitude

boobiemonger

boobiloquent

boobistically

boobitation

boobological region

boobophobia

boob-tastic-osity

boobwad

boobworm

boogerbutthead

boogerfy

boom-boom-boom-ish

bootleg exorcism

booty-call-ish

booze-beckoning

booze-woozed

borefest-a-rama

botsploitation

bouncerette

bouncy-headbangy

bowel-crushingly

Boy Scout-edness

bozoification

brain bleach moment

braindeadification

braindeaditude

brainfrak

brain-gurble

brain-hurtitude

brainsuckee

brainsucky

brainwashatron

Brangelinagasm

brass-ballsitude

breakfastude

breasticular fortitude

breastitudinous

Brichon Fra-something-doodle

bro-itude

brown-boxers moment

brown one’s Cheese Doodles

BSKFF

buffoonette

bugshitted

bullshit in a can

bum-awful

bum-flappiest

bungholicious

bungmanity

bunnycapades

bunnyhuahua

bunny-rabbit-sucker-upper

bunny-worshipper

burn one's waffles

Bush’s-colon-scented

buttanza

butt boring

buttbortion

butt-cleavage-revealing

buttcrackology

buttfacebutt

buttface-edness

buttfacehead

buttheadette

butthead-in-law

buttholery

buttholicious

butthole-iest

buttholistic

buttilion

buttily challenged

buttlickee

buttmentum

buttmunchette

buttmuncheroo

buttmunchily

buttmunchitude

buttmunchology

buttmunchosaur

buttmunch-wad

buttockage

buttockitude

buttockologist

buttocks-hat

buttpire

butt-pluggy

butt-sniffee

buzz shackle

BYOC

by Odin's balls

by Zeus' balls

C

caketagious

calzonegasm

camel toe-dar

cameltoeriffic

cannibalette

cannonfodderness

canoe on Lake Lunacy

can't-keep-it-in-my-pants-itis

Captain Cuckoopants

Cardboard Box-istan

ca-something-or-other

catastro-bleep

catastrofrak

catastrofreak

catastrometer

catastrophic boob tape failure

catastrophic crotch failure

catastrophic penis failure

catastrophic underwear failure

cat-bepooped

catfightiness

Catholic dog exorcist whisperer guy

cat-nookiepalooza

cavemanitude

celebubot

celebucaust

celebu-crotch

celebudrunk

celebudude

celebufreak

celebugod

celebu-mutant

celebu-rat

celebu-seed

celebu-shambles

celebusperm

celebu-swine

celebu-vomit

celebuwhatever

cesspool-flavored

champagne-and-adultery-soaked

character-insighty

cheeseburgerette

chemo-psycho-nano-tech

chest-thrusty

Chicago-istan

chicken-gasm

chickenshititude

Chicken Snatchatori

chickensploitation

chickenshitology

chickenwad

Chidorkiedoodlepookin

chimpcapades

chimphuahua

chipmunk-shaggery

chocopire

choco-romantic

choco-terrorist

Christ on a whole wheat cracker

Christwad

chug-chug-chuggery

churchgasm

Churchill-humping

clone-worthy

clusterboink

clusterbop

clusterbunch

clustercoitus

clusterdouche

clusterfornicate

clusterfrog

cluster-fuckitude

cluster molestation

cluster-naughty word

cluster-nookie

clusterplook

clusterpork

clustersmurf

clustersomething

clusterspork

clusterwad

co-badass

cockamaroach

cockapoopoopoo

cocka-shih-poo

cockaspanadoodlehua

cockawhatever

cock-crinkler

coconut-clonker

coconut-testicled

co-doofus

co-exorcist

co-fornicator

cohortitude

coitalicious

collective clitoris

collagen-licious

collapse-alypse

collision-y

colonoscosode

colon rage

combover-ee

come-dump-o-rama

comedy-y

come-hither-y

concubine-tastic

confessy-time

conflict-avoidy

confuzzle-osity

congressasshat

congressbutt

congress-cockroach

congressjackass

congressrodent

congresswad

conjugalicious

conjugalistically

conjugal-visit-interruptus

conspiracy-y

constructo-pocalypse

coronerette

corporeal-ator

corruption-berg

cosmic-donut supporter

Costanzaness

couch-makeouting

Count Crackula

counter-hubbub

cousincesty

cowbell-osity

cow-crapper-upper

co-whacko

crackadocious

crack-challenged

crack-denish

crack on one’s cornflakes

cracko-whacko

crack-pipe-worthy

crackpipey

crackpotitude

crackwhorishness

crack-whoritude

cradle robberette

crapamajig

crap-assedness

crapaversary

crapcation

crap-diddly-crap-crap

crap-diddly-tastic

crap-diddly-yappy

crapfestacular

crapfest-free

crapfestitude

Crapinator-in-Chief

crapitudinous

crapitudinousness

crap-mentum

crapocaust

crapolapalooza

crapologism

craposcopic

craposterous

crapped-up-ness

crapportunity

crapstache

crapstitute

craptacular-ish

craptasticish

craptrocity

crapulent-tastic

crapwaffle

crawl-under-a-rock-y

crazed-assedness

creepitudinous

creepo-weepo

creepydar

creepy-outy

creepy-uncle-y

crestfallenish

cringy-cringy

crony-licious

cronytastic

cross the squick line

crotchdar

crotchfruitian

crotchfruitish

crotchfruity

crotchgasm

crotchilicious

crotchish area

crotchmunch

crotchsploitation

crotchwad

CTWF (catastrophic tortilla wall failure)

Cubpocalypse

cuddly-aggressive

culpritess

cupcake-capades

cuteaggedon

cutesy-fest

cutesy-pooitude

cyber-pseudo-robo-booobies

cy-kid

Cyloncaust

Cylonicide

Cylonitudinous

Cylontologist

D

dad-blower-upper

dadsmurfed

dark-avenger-y

Darth Dubyous

Deady McDeadsty

dealbreakerness

deassify

death-bed-ish

death falafel

deathwishiness

deathy-like

deballification

deballified

debarfify

debaucheristical

de-bonerification

de-boring-ified

debraify

debrainsuck

debutchify

de-Californify

deca-thousandaire

de-chimpify

dechristify

de-clutter-ification

de-douchebagify

dedumbassify

de-dweebification

de-edumacation

defuckified

degoopified

de-ignorant-ized

dejesusify

Dejavu-istan

de-kid-ifying

demise-ish-ness

democracy-y

demon-possessive

dentistette

dentisticide

denunification

denutify

de-Oprah-fy

depenisify

depooified

de-pooifying

depoopinator

depressionosity

depuff-ify

de-Rosie'fy

de-schmoopify

de-smellify

despicalicious

despotette-in-training

despotette-wannabe

desquickify

de-stankifier

de-stiffify

de’throom

dewankification

de-wreckification

diabolicalitude

diamond-tipped-nippled

diaper-faced

diaperiffic

diaper-tastrophe

dickheadbutt

dickheadification

dickholehead

dicksmackitude

dick-wadditude

dickwadette

dickweedhood

dictatorshippy

diddlefest

diddly-bleeping-squat

diddly bupkis

diddly-doodly-fucking-squat

diddly-fucking-squat

diddlywad

differentyness

dignity-ish-type

dildometry

dildonicness

diligent-ish-y

dillholery

dimwittitude

dingleberry-gate

dingleberryology

Dirty Smurfchez

disappear-up-your-own-assery

disastro-catastro-pheeeeeeee

discomfitometer

discomrobertulated

disembowelingest

dismemberly

distraughtitude

divorcey-weds

DMV-stapo

doctorcest

doctoristic

Dr. Pepper-ocracy

dog-ass-flavored

dogdar

dogenfreude

dog-excrement-intensive

dog-mentum

domestic-terrorist-turned-housewife

dominatrix-sex-kitten-y

done-to-deathitude

doodoo-ology

doofusbot

doofusbreath

doofusette

doofushood

Doofus-in-Chief

doofusistic

doofuslet

doofusmonger

doofusmunch

doofuswad

doomamajig

doomidity

doomistical

doomsday-y

doomsteress

doorbell-palooza

doped to the nines

dorkamatron

dorkheadedness

dorkfuck

dorks-gone-chic

dorkwadhead

double-boob-edly

double dillwadish

double-meh

double-shitbirds

douche-anova

douchebagapalooza

douchebagectomy

douchebagface

douchebaghead

douchebagomatic

douchebagtastic

douchebagwad

douchebutt

douchecapades

douche-er-iffic

doucheteria

douche-toolish

douchetronic

douchenozzlitude

douche-wibbler

douchitudinousness

dowhateverer

Dracula-ish/esque

dramaqueentastic

drunktardish

Duckfuckistan

duck-pampering

duh-lightful

duh-sasterous

dumbassectomy

dumbasshead

dumbfuckosaurus

dumbfucktastic

dumbiotic

dumbitudinous

dumbshitette

dumpsterette

dumpster-recognition module

dunderdoof

dunderheaditude

dunderwad

dungeon-doom-apocalypseness

dung-heapish

durificatrix

dweebularity

dyingish

E

ear-flap-based

ear-hair-farming

earthtard

East Buttfuckistan

eco-dildo

eco-fetishology

eco-ninja-warrior-kinda-chick

economic boner

ecto-kitty

ectoplasm-flavored

ectoplasmgasm

ectoplasminess

ectoplasmological

ectoplasm-monger

edgier-than-thouness

eeekies, the

egg-splosive

ego-handjob

185whatever

electro-depantsifier

electro-skankstress

electro-torture-ologist

Elmer Fuddistic

emasculicious

embalmitude

embezzlementy

emo-admiral

Empire Strikes Back-itis

endlessish

enema-ee

English muffin-fu

enormo-robo-drums

en-sad-ifying

enthrallitude

enthusiasmgasm

entomologist-turned-bedroomologist

envirodouche

enviro-hobbit-hole

eroto-depresso

erudite-itude

espionagelicious

essay-pionage

euphem-ee

euphemtastic

everydoofus

everything-ruiner

evil-gasmic

evil-scientist fetish

ew-able

execufucktard

ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-gay

ex-Felatee-in-Chief

exit-row-ness

exorcism czar

exorcism tongs

exorcistesque

exorcist-in-chief

exorcistolicious

exorcist-turned-dairy-farmer

exploitation-tastic-ish

expositionator-y

expositiolicious

ex-step-ferret

extraordinary equestrian

F

factish-like

fake-banana-stealing

fake-boob-dar

false prophety

family-values-licking

fanbloodytasticlicious

fanboyette

fan-diddly-damn-tastic

fan-diddly-fucking-tastic

fan-coitus-tastic

fansmurfingtastic

fantardistically

farmboyesque

fartageddon

fart knockee

fart-knockery

Fatal Attraction-ization

fat-crappy-tastic

fatigue-o-splosion

federal-agenty

feeder-fetish-tastic

fellatonic

fembotical

fembot-in-training

fembot-ish

fembotitude

fembotization

fembot-less

fembot-tastic

fembotty

ferretsploitation

fetal positiony

fetishishness

fetusesque

filthy-dirty-compelling

fine-diddly-fucking-whatever

Fiona Apple-of-the-month club

fish-ish-y

fist-of-death-itude

fistpumpery

fist-pumpy

flip-flopology

flower-child-y

flubberducking

fluffitudinous

flying-eyeball-swallowing

footbathage

footsploitation

foozamabob

for Christ’s sweet biscuits

forbidden-love-y

foreheadologist

fork-in-the-backer

former-husband-brain-eating fork

fornicationful

Fortress of Moistitude

Fortress of Placentatude

fracktarded

frakzillion

Frankenasshat

frankenbanana

Frankenbutthead

Frankendoofus

frappawhatsit

freakamazoid

freakazoid-less

freakitudinous

freaky-loo-wackadoo

Fred-on

Fredo-riffic

freedominess

free-range cretins

French-fry-pocalypse

French-ish-sounding

frigillion

frizzle-frizzledness

frost one’s cheese

fuckadocious

fuckbabble

fuckboozled

fuckbuckethead

fuck-capades

fuck-diddly-ola

fuck-diddly-umptious

fucked-in-the-headitude

fuckedupedly

fuckedupedness

fuckenizing

fuckhandle

fuckheadess

fuckheadicide

fuckheaditude

fucking like banshees

fuckingtacular

fuckity-fuckbag

funkitudinous

fucknutted-uppitude

fucknuthood

fucknutter

fuckpork

fuckstainery

fucktardistic

fuckwadface

fuckwitesque

fuckwitface

fuckwit-in-law

fugly-pepto-pink

fuh-reaky-deaky

full-frontal-ness

fun-diddly-freaking-un

fundie-Jeebus-y

funnydar

FWBs (followers with benefits)

F-wordtastic

G

gah-tastic

gah-worthy

gastro-something-something-ologist

gazillionish

geek-history-gasm

geekstress

geezer-azzi

geezette

geezeritude

genocidal much-better-now-thankiacs

get all Catholic

get Neanderthal on your ass

get one’s bibles in a knot

get one's chastity belt in a swivel

get one’s monkeys in a bunch

get one's who-gives-a-shit on

Gilliganistic

ginormously fugged out crevice cleavage syndrome

girl-lizard

girly-bits-related

glacier-appropriate

glam-trashtastic

globo-downfallization

gloriousnessosity

glycoli-schmancy-hydroxo-crapological

go bazonkers

Godcomplexzilla

goddening

godlike-ish

God-mentum

God on a blue surfboard

go full douche

going-through-the-motions-ish

goitertastic

golden celebutwit triumvirate

golden showeree

go mentalish

gonadage

gonerette

gone-to-the-darksidey

good-giddy-awd

good holy Jesus in a jumpsuit

goofulating

goo-goo-ga-gun

goo-inspired

goopification

go psycho-batshit-bonkers

go psycho bugnuts

got-a-bad-feeling-about-this-ing

goth-seductressy

go to hell in a D Cup

Gov. Blagowhatsit

grabassitude

grain alcohol goggles

grain-alcohol-y

grandmatacular

grandmother-induced

grandspawn

gravy-y

Greater Scumbagistan

great-grand-crotchfruit

great-grandcritter

great-grandspawn

great-great-grandbot

Greco-creepo

green-glowing-nano-slime-ammo-pack

groinalicious

groinapalooza

groin-boggling

groinfruit-destroyers

groinhead

groinly

groin pullage

group-grope-y

grovelicious

grudgegasm

gutter-friendly

gutterhumper

gyrationish

H

hackcough*yeahright*cough

hacktastic

haddock-smacked

Hades-on-the-Hudson

haiku-stipation

hair-ma-geddon

hairocaust

hair tossy

half-boobedly

half-hee

half-manbimbo

half-wombat-brained

ham-a-geddon

hamburger-splosion

ham-rizon

hamster-kissing

hamsterslaughter

ham-thusiast

handjob-ologist

happy man-loaf

harlot laureate

harumphery

head-up-his-buttitude

head-up-your-assish

heart-attack-tastic

heart-blower-upper

heathenitude

heathentastic

hellbeastish

hellhound-free

hellhound whisperer

hematomeriffic

henchape

henchblob

henchboobs

henchbreasts

hench-bunny-men

henchchicken

hench-chimp

hench-cleavage

hench-commissioner

hench-Cylon

henchdoofus

henchdork

henchgoat

henchgoon

henchho

hench-lady-men-partners

henchman-ish

henchmanliness

henchmoron

henchnoncorporeal being

hench-poodle

hench-rodent

henchscum

hench-zombie

he-slut

Hey-look-over-there-istan

hhhnnnnnnngggggg

higgledy-piggledyology

Hillary-licious

hinkstivity

hissy-spat

Hitchcock-orama-ness

hit the smutpot

hobbitcest

hobo-stronaut

ho-centric

ho-diddly-fucking-hum

hohohoish

holy buttered crap on a stick

holy crispy crap on a cracker

holy deep-dish fuck

holy flippin’ flyin’ cows

holy-matrimonialish

holy mother of monkey

holy mothersmurfing smurf

holy smurfballs

holy-sweet-mother-of-God-fine

home-bonership

homicidal maniac-y

honeymoonitude

hoo-hoo-ectomy

hoopy-doopy

hootchie-wad

Hooteropolis

horndoggery

horndogess

horrendo-mom

horriditude

horse’s asshood

horsy-hung

hosebeastess

hosebeasty

hosepot

ho sense

hot dog with teeth

hot-monkey-sex-type

hubba-hubba-ish

human-beingy

human-esque-ish-like

human-excrement-sprayingest

humanitariany

humanity-ish-ian

humanlicious

humility-meister

humpism

humpologist

hung like a Norse

hypotetheticonfessional

I

ice-becrotched

ice the suck cake

icky-sticky-sicky-poo

I-don’t-give-a-fuckitude

ignoramusette

ilk-hood

I'mboredsowhere'sthepornistan

impending-doomy-sounding

implode-or-explode-ish

I'mPerfectSoICanDoAnythingIWantNoMatterHow DespicableBecauseGodLovesMeYay!-ism

impregnitude

incestiness

incest-tastic-ness

incredu-normous

Index Cardus Notetaking-asaurus

indictment-speculation-a-thon

infatuationish

infidel-ightful

info-ness-ish-esque-whatever

ingratess

inhumanesque

insta-exorcism

insta-pond

insta-poopy-in-yur-panties

insta-redemption

intestinal gonaditude

in the barn

Iranian-onaut

Irish-ishy

iron-rod-up-one's-assedness

itchy-batshitty

I-told-you-so-esque

J

jackassage

jackasshead

jackassfuck

jackassitude

jackassometer

jackasswad

jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat

jack-diddly-iddly-shit

jagmuppet

jailbaitdar

Jailbaitistan

James Spader-y

Jeebus H. Cripes on a pogo stick

Jeebusish

Jeebusology

Jeebustastic

Jeezass-loving

jerkassiest

jerkasswad

jerkatoid

jerkbuttface

jerkfacewad

jerkholeface

Jesuscest

Jesus shit howdy

Jesusy-ness

jitterwank

jizz-coaxer

jizzicillin

jizz-ism

John McGetOffMyLawn

John McOneFootInTheGrave

Johnny Potatochipseed

John Q. Fuckface

K

kaboomapow

kaboomboomboomboom

kaboomitude

kaboomlessness

kaboomology

kaboomsville

kah-splodey

kajillasecond

kegelicious

kerplodey

kickassitudinousness

Kidmanoxed

kidnapperess

kidney-selling-tastic

kiss on the pants

knee-in-groinage

kneejerkery

knockupedness

kvetchitude

L

lady balls

ladyparts-first

lame-assedness

laptoplessness

laughanista

laugh-in-your-facey

lav-love

learning juice

leather-pants-fashion-do category

leertastic

leg burqa

leg-humpage

leperesque

leper-ish

leprechaun-licking

leprobot

lepro-licious

lesbiatic

lesby-go-round

lickable fragrance product

lick hippo-hole

light-as-a-feather-itude

limp chimp

lipstickicity

little-finger-ageddon

lobotolicious

lobotomy-ish

lobster-liberator

loinage

loinliness

long-neck-asaurus

loofah-enhanced

loofah-gasmic

loonbase

loonbatty

looner-laden

losercapades

losered-out

love hexadecagon

Lower Buttmunchistan

low-self-esteemish

LVPCILF

M

mad scientistette

maim-fest

make a no-no

malcontenty

malfunctionish

malt-liquor-y

manblogitude

man-chete

mancrushish

man-flab

man-fume

manhoodedness

manhoodish

manhoodiness

man-on-me

man-reactiony

man-slutitude

man-strumpet

mantourage

marionette-on-marionette action

martyrometer

Marysploitation

massage-gasm

Massengill bag

massengillosity

Massengill-y

mass-hormonify

masterplanesque

masturventurer

mattressable

Mc-Muffin-gasmic

meat-hunk

meat-induced-coma-ness

meat leash

meatorexic

meat-splosive

mechanopuppy

megabarfage

megabuttmunch

mega-destructo

mega-doofy

megadumpage

mega-fuckered

mega-legal-robo-proctologist

mega-mega-uber-pissed

mega-mildew

megamungus

megapoopage

megastitious

megatardery

meh-itude

meh on a stick

menstool cycle

menstru-iffic

messiahess-in-training

messiahlicious

messiah-tastic

meth goggles

metric (bad word)-load

metric booty-load

metric crudload

metric diaperload

metric dorkload

metric dumpload

metric-expletive-ton

metric jesus-load

metric monkeyload

metric poo-poo-load

metric poo-ton

metric smurfload

metric turdload

microscopic American

microtallywhacker

mid-atmosphere-falling-jump-thingy

middle minion management

mid-nookie

midpiddle

MILFify

milfologist

milifuck

military-y

mindbendee

mind-blower-upper

mindboink

mind-firetruck

mind-forever-frakked-uppedness

mindfornicate

mindfuckologist

mindfuckometer

mindfucktastic

mini-clustereff

minionator

mini-Rasta-y

miscreantitude

Minneapolis-stan

missing-the-pointitude

Mr. Horse Fuckeee

Mr. Joe Penisbrain

Mr. Sucky Poo Poo Pants

Mr. Suddenly-Non-Turd

Mr. Sweaty Scream-o

mmmf face

mmmmmmmmminess

mochafication

moistenator

molestolicious

mom-burban

mommatruckin'

momsploitation

mom-stitute

Monday-y

monkey balls nuts

monkey-permissive

monster-freaking-pocalypse

moosementum

mooseploitation

moral turditude

moral whatever-tude

moronatron

moron dust

moronitudinous

moronobot

moronwad

motherblesser

motherbopper

mothercheneyer

motherexpletiver

motherfuckeress

motherfuckerload

motherfuckerology

motherfuckingfucker

motherfuckwad

motherless fuck

Mother Mary on a slice of toast

motherplooker

motherprober

mothersmegger

Mother Theresa on a motorbike

Mother Theresa-y

mother-you-know-what-er

mucho-crapitudinous

muffin-napper

muffin-top-icity

muffinward

multi-crapola

mumbledy-moomba

mutineeress

mutineeringishly

mwah-fucking-ha

mysterious-osity

mythology-y

N

nad-ectomy

naked-sexual-whatever

Nancy Poopenheifer

nano-billiards

nano-bionic-whateverization

nanoblahblah

nano-cylo-std

nano-destructo-gun

nano-destructo-mat

nano-diddly-squat

nanodoodle

nano-douche-bot

nanofilet

nanomajig

nano-nads

nano-peepee

nanopoop

nanoschlong

nano-sleaze

nanosomethingorother

nano-souled

nanotesticles

nano-wand of love

nano-wrath

nanny-boinking

nannylicious

natural-ish-y

nature’s cockblock

nausea-tastic

neanderbot

neanderchick

neandergoat

neanderstuff

neanderthaless

neanderthal magnet

neanderwhatsit

near-drowning-by-swirlie

neckamajigger

necro-boink

necro-whatsit

neglectitude

nekkiditity

neo-eco-socio-wacko

neo-nympho-super-race

nether-testines

nether-thingy

neurodoublefucked

neuro-psycho-whacko

neuro-puffs

neurospatula

newscasterette

newsdude

nincompoopitude

ninja-in-chief

Nintendo-ish-esque-kinda-sorta

nipple-obsessed simian

nipplitudinous

Nobel Science Lunatic Prize

non-abominationable

non-assbag

non-assmunch

non-autoerotic-asphyxiating

non-banjo-istic

non-basics-neglecting

non-ball-licking

non-batshit-bombthrowing-crazy

non-batshitified

non-batshit-loco

non-batshitly

non-beboobed

non-bepenised

non-betesticled

non-bigfoot sighting-esque

non-boner-giving

non-boobness

non-boom-boom-boom

non-brain-hurty

non-bugnuttery

non-bunghole

non-choo-choo

non-crapful

non-crapsack

non-crapularity

non-crotchal

non-daddy-issues-having

non-deadish

non-democraciness

non-Depends demographic

non-diddly-squat-doing

non-doomedness

non-doomtastic

non-douchitude

non-dreckful

nondumbassery

non-dweebiness

non-emergency-room-physician-type

non-evil-ish

non-evilosity

non-fembot

non-flirty-ness

non-fondle-y

non-fuckbot

nonfuckedupedness

non-fuckwad

nonfuckwadish

non-fugly-blubber-wad

non-fun-haver god

non-gigantamundo

non-graveyardy

non-groin regions

non-honkified

non-horndoggy-interactivity

non-hooker-hirer

non-human-esque

non-humany-spirity-thingy

non-inverse-pessimism

non-jackassitude

not-jiggly-anywhere

non-lame-oid

non-meepitude

non-men-type-people

non-monkey-poo

non-monkey-poo-flinging

non-mustache-having

non-near-psychopath

non-nonchalant-ness

non-nookie-related

non-nunny

non-oodles

non-orgasmitude

non-penis-centric

non-penis-possessor

non-playthingish

non-prick-like-ness

non-robo-gynoid-cybersexual

non-robo-head

non-schmuckish

non-sharey

non-shitbird

non-sleazebucket

non-sleazoid

non-snot-eater

non-snotwad

non-splodey

non-spyful

non-squee-inducing

non-stick-like hottyness

non-sticky-outy

non-suckitudinous

non-suckwadish

non-surgical-glove-clad

non-thongish

non-torture policy

non-turdly

non-turd-oriented

non-Vaderish

non-whoa

noogie-monger

nookie-ish

nookie-licious

nookie-mashing

no-pantsless-bacon-preparation

normal-persony

North Methistan

nose-humping

nose-smushage

no-sleep-alyptic

Nostradamus-esque-ish

Nostradamus schmostradamus

not-a-cancerness

not blowing one's panties off

not-caring-what-other-people-will-thinkitude

not-dead-ness

not playing with a full sack

not-quite-so-eviltude

not-so-barbarianish

not-so-hee

nuke-o-puffs

numbskulless

nun-in-chief

nunliness

nun-napping

nutball-in-chief

nutballitude

nutbarhood

nutbaritude

nutburgery

nutcase-dazzling

nutsopath

nyah-nyah-diddly-dang-duddly-doo

NyQuil goggles

O

oblivilicious

obvious-tacular-ish

octo-centric

octo-grandpa

Odinosity

Odin-tastic

Odin-y

oh-so-fucktastically-subtle

OMGWTFBBQPOLARBEAR

omnidouche

omnifucking

omni-whateverism

on-crack-itude

ooby-doobied

oomphitude

Operation Fucking Disaster

Oprah-garchy

Oprahological

Oprahvescent

opto-mole-ology-ist

oracle-burger

orangu-dookie

organ-harvesty

organic breeding vat

orgasmitude

orgasmological

ortho-yada-yada-ology

Outer Bungholistan

ovary-style

overlordage

over-the-top-ery

overwroughtitude

ow-fricking-fracking-ch

P

paid protruder

pain-in-the-assitude

paleo-critter

paleo-douche

paleo-jackass

paleo-lady

paleo-whatsit

paleo-whatsit-doohickey-phallic-device

palookette

pandarazzi

pants-on aesthetic appreciation

panty-hose-zilla

paralleloriffic

parental eunuch

pariahess

patoodler

patron anorexic cokehead twin

Paula Abdul-usional

pearbutt

pecker-waggy

peckerwoodedness

peefulness

peekabooblicious

peelessly

pee-piphany

peesome threesome

pee-tastrophe

peeverazzi

pencil-dickedness

penguin-abusing

penguin-mongering

penguin-on-penguin action

penisary

performance artist-y

perma-poop

perp-waddle

personal-boundary-invading

pervertitude

pestilence-ish

pet-monkey-ize

Phelpsianistic

philosophical-rifficy

phlegmliness

phlegmapalooza

phlegmocracy

phlegmometer

pickle-sacked

pig-bladdery

pig-butt-nasty

pigeon-bepooped

pigfornicator

pig in a lace hat

pigwad

pillow-fighting-esque

pimp-o-riffic

pinata-flogging

pineapple-ologist

ping pong shui

Pinko-Atheist-in-Chief

pins-and-needles-y

pissing-offage

pissy hissy snit-fit

pithicism

pizzazz-a-majiggy

pizzlehead

placentalicious

plookload

plumber’s-crack-defying

plumber-sploitation

poignantistic

police-erazzi

politico-whacko

politi-dude

polterdog

polterdork

polter-rat

polterthing

pontifferiffic

pontiff-licking

pontificatedness

pooageddon

poochy-lipped

poo-diddly-oop

poodlecapades

poodlescent

poodlehuahua

poodle-in-law

poodle-worthy

poofacehead

poo-free zone

pooitude

pookie-wookie-woo

poo-nibbling

poopberg

poop-chute-friendly

poopertraitor

poopfacebutt

poop-hoser

poopie woopie doopie loopie

poopitudinous

poopoo brain head guy

poopoobuckethead

poopooburger

poopoobutthead

poopooheadbutt

poopoopoocock

poopoowad

poopsome

poopy-ploppy-poo

poopy-ridden

poopytard

poor-human-being-itude

poosaster

popcorn-action-flick-y

pope-o-licious

popular as wet socks

porkfully

porno-determinism

port-o-potty-pocalypse

postalish-bionic

post-apocalypticish

post-beard-scuba-vibe

post-beefgasm

post-brain-suckage syndrome

post-cheesesteak-gasm

post-dinner-sinner

post-Janet-Jackson’s-breast

post-lunchitude

post-traumatic mustache disorder

post-nipslip

post-traumatic butt-viewing stress disorder

post-traumatic cheesesteak syndrome

post-traumatic dating syndrome

post-traumatic olfactory disorder

post-traumatic red wine disorder

post-traumatic sexy caged-heat syndrome

post-traumatic stress syndromey

post-traumatic swirly disorder

post-traumatic Tony Danza Show disorder

post-zombie-lyptic

prayergasm

pre-batshit-insane

pre-Cylonpocalypse

predecessoress

pre-diddly-ictable

pre-doofus-lobbying

pre-douchebaggery

pre-douchebagology

pre-emptive porking

prefrontal Spitzer lobe

pre-fucked-over

prefuckedupness

pregcellent

pregnantification

pre-Jesusistic

pre-killer-robot

pre-misinterpreted

preposterlicious

pre-preggish

pre-schmoopification

pre-shtup

President I’m So Buff

pre-unholy-trinity

pre-yore

priaptastic

princessitude

princess of darkness-y

Princess of Porkitude

Princess Snotbucket

prison inmate whisperer

pro-binky-nuk-sucky-lovey-ya-ya

pro-crotchfruit

proctologistess

proctologistette

product-placement-y

Professor Fuckfacehead

prolifera

pro-moronicide

prophecy-y

prosti-kitty

prosti-pouting

prosti-teacher

prostiturkey

proto-mook

proud-to-be-brainwashed

pseudo-boinkage

pseudo-bozo-techno-lingo

pseudo-bumpkin

pseudo-codgery

pseudo-creepo

pseudo-facty

pseudo-fornication

pseudo-non-crummy

pseudo-non-girlfriend

pseudo-robo-sperm

pseudo-spatula

pseudo-speedo

psychocyberstalkerperv

psychomajiggy

psychonutball

psycho-robo-rambo

psychostache

psychotic-murderess-free

ptero-dino-whatsit

public-restroomy

pucker-buttedness

puddingheadedness

puh-puh-puh-puh-leeze

puh-sleaze

pulchritudinosity-ish-ness

puppy-y

put-out-upon-ness

putridosity

Q

quadriboobage

quadri-butt

quadruple gak

quad-whatever the hell it is-angle of doom

quantumblahblah

quasi-buffitude

quasi-crackpotitude

quasi-doltish

quasi-fetishy

quasi-incesterrific

quasi-sorta-medieval-ish

quesadilla-palooza

R

rapture-o-matic

rat-bastardliness

rat bleeper

rat-eating episode

ratfork

ratfuckee

ratfuckery

Rat gods, the

rathuahua

reach-around-y

re-bionicized

rebuffooned

recently-released-from-the-crypt

redemption-scented

redeemage

re-defrock

re-diddly-damn-diculous

reekage

referendumologist

re-kill-ify

re-lackey-ize

relationshipistic

relationshipular

releperization

repercussiony

repornified

reproductive artifact

re-re-re-unretire

re-spawnification

restraining-order-ish

restraino-complaino

resuckified

reverse-psycho-babble-ology-ish

reverse seduce-ology

rich-himbo-wannabe

ride the Sane Train

righteousish

Robert Downey Jr.-gasm

robo-aardvark-man

robobabysitter

robo-boobage

robobrarian

robocest

robo-dementia

robo-dirigibles

robo-drool

robo-fornication

robo-gams

robo-libido

robo-macaque

robo-maternal

robo-mommy

robo-murderer

robo-paddle

robopube

robo-scumbag

robo-seductress

robo-sideboob

robo-stroke

robo-testicle

robo-whatsit

roll up one’s campsite

roommate-cest

rubble-izer

S

Saddam-lite-style

sado-optimist

sad-to-manic-sackery

samurailicious

Sanchezee

sandwichitude

sandy butt crack syndrome

santorum-slurping

santorum-smudged

santorum-swilling

sarcasmagoric

sarcasmgasm

sardonica bone

sasquatchtastic

satanic-ish

Sataniness

Satan-in-law

Satanitude

satanosity

sausagefestish

sausage-tight

scapepoodle

scentofawomantaur

Schiavotastic

schlamydia

schmastrophysics

schmanotechnology

schmerebellum

schmigmata

schmobotomy

schmoopiecakes

schmoopieface

schmoopiepants

schmoopology

schmoopsie-poo

schmouch

schmubby-wubby-poo

schmuckadoodledoo

schoolmarmitude

Schtup-a-lobbyistgate

screaming leftist unbiblical liberal

scrotastical

scrotological

scrotumette

scoundrel-osity

scumbagliness

scumbucketface

scum-bucket-head

scumologist

sea donkerella

sea-dweeb

self-besmittenness

self-confoozled

self-depantsifier

self-destructive-y

self-fraking-explanatory

self-hatey

self-wettage

semi-asshat-free

semi-crapola-free

semi-dipshit

semi-hemi-demi-quarterly

semi-moronish

semi-non-normous

semi-nutballish

semi-ok-crappy-esque

semi-pervish

semi-quasi-half-baked

semi-smidgen

semi-spoiledish

semi-suckless

semi-wet-dreaminess

senior exorcist

seniorcitizenfriend

sentientish

serial-haremology

serial intercourser

serial killer-dar

seventeenth banana

sexbombish

sex goddessless

sex-god-type-person

sex-grenade

sexpotbot

sexual genius-dar

Shaqenfreude

shaving-cream penis enema

she-doofus

shish-ka-Mom

shitfacecrap

shitheadess

shitheadface

shitheelette

shit-nuts-itude

shitpantsy

shit-splosive

shit-tastic-ness

shoe-enfreude

shoozbloggery

Short-Shorts Von Buttcheeken

shrivelage

siblingcest

sick-puppy-esque-ness

simperiffic

simul-fuck

singing-frog-itis

site despunkifier

skankamaphone

skankitudinous

skankspionage

skankstache

skanktard

skankularity

skeezeballitude

sketchbally

skinhose

skidmarkalgia

slackassage

slaghimoffgraphy

sleazeballette

sleazetard

sleep like a crack baby

slightly-pseudo-semi-Jennifer-Connelly-like-inspired-ish-esque

slimeballitude

slobberee

slurpitude

smasho-crasho

smegmatacular

smegmatude

smooth move, Shrub-lax

smurfitudinous

smurf stub

smurftarded

smurfwad

smushification

snake-happy

snausage feet syndrome

sneak-assity

snip-snippy

snitfittery

snore-gasmic

snowball's-chance-in-hell-o-meter

snowpoca-geddon

Snuggie derangement syndrome

Snuggie-ological

snug-non-wedgie-giving-full-coverage

snuzzlewumpkins

soap opera villain-y

social-issuey

sociopath-ish

socio-psycho-whatsit

sod-mothering

someone-crapped-in-my-cereal face

someone-is-staring-at-my-ass-dar

something-thy

song-stuck-in-the-headitude

sororitastic

soul-hurty

soulmate-itude

soul-suckee

soul-suckitude

space-porn-themed

spandexical

spandexitude

spasmgasm

spatulagasm

spatula-istic

spatularity

spatula-worthy

spearitation

special agent-tastic

special-forces-y

spec-tastic-tacular-gasm-worthy

speedotastic

spermliness

spermomatic

spermthrower

sperm-wiggle

spiffy-ish-licious

splooshy-splooshy-sploosh

splurgage

spokesdumbass

spokes-fembot

spokesfuckhead

spokesfucktard

spokeshenchman

spokeslunatic

spokesnomad

spokesnutjob

spokesrat

spokescum

spokes-werewolf

spoogebot

spoogeaholic screwpuppet

squaloriffic

squatch-thusiast

squickliness

squicknaciousness

squickometer

squickosity

squicky-icky

stalkerifficness

stank-a-riffic

starlet-hopping

stem-cell-hugger

step-brother-fucker

step-butthead

step in a pile of moron

stepshithead

steroidocracy

stiffify

stigmatalicious

still-tini

stinkboiga

stoner-bedazzling

straightforwardiness

straightjacket-happy

stunt-pope

sub-atomic wedgie

sub-sub-henchmen

succubusless

successfulishness

suckassability

suck-assdom

suck big green hairy monkey balls

suck-buttitude

suckfestacular

suck-fucking-tacular

suck on this pancake

sudden onset Stevie Nicks syndrome

su-diddly-fucking-uck

sugar coma-ness

suitcase pimpette

super-blatherdom

super-boobular

super-duper-nano-choco-thermite

super-duper-robo-thingy-of-doom

super-fantastic-nerdcore-tacular

supergeniusitude

super-grope-y

super-harass-o-matic

super-hoove-y

super-mega-butt-crack-destroying

super-robo-ferret

super-sado-psychokiller

super-ultra-mega-god-like

super-ultra-mega-melty

supervillainistic

swamp-ass-free

swank-o-riffic

Swede-Pizza-Boy-turned-HOT-model-slash-Paris’-boyfie

sweet holy fucking mother of batshit

sweet holy mother of my neighbor’s cat

sweet Matilda's hymen

sweet merciful monkey cheese

sweet merciful Oprah

sweet merciful pancakes

sweet mother of pancakes

sweet Mother Mary on a motorboat

synergy-y

T

takething

tamponistic

tardocracy

technobabblegasm

techno-dweebistic

techno-geekocracy

Ted-Bundy-of-the-month club

teddybearification

teen Christian-porn pop

Tehran-iness

teleportacious

teleportationology

teleprompterrific

tentaclesque

tentaclicious

terroriness

terroristette

testicle-chomping

testicle-ish

testicular guessitude

testicularitiness

testosterone-lactating

testosterone-marinated

testosterone-tainted tootsie

testosteroniness

testosto-bot

testosto-moronic

testosto-rage

thankchristfully

that-guy-palooza

thingahoosits

third-person-osity

thongageddon

thinga-longwordsomethingortheother-majiggy

thongaroos

thongfully

thong-twanging

Thorliness

three-way-o-phobe

throbulent

throw a nutter

throwupitudinous

thumb-thusiast

thumbs-uppiest

thwackitude

tie-to-the-bedable

tight-buttitude

tingly areas

tired-geddon

tire-swing-pocalypse

toasterfucker

toaster whisperer

toe lickage

toiletitude

Tomb Raider mega-boobies syndrome

tongue-bath-worthy

Top Gun-itis

torturetorium

torturiness

totalitariany

tot-tosterone

touchy-gropy

toupeedar

trainwreckaliciously

trashwad

traumatic facelift perma-surprise

Trek-tosterone

trepan-happy

triboobage

tri-boobedness

triboobular

triple-ganger

trou-droppage

trouserwad

trumpety-strumpety

truthinessiness

tupperware-thingy-majigger

turbo-destructo-pup

turbo-doofus

turbo-numbnuts

turbo-phlegm

turbo-pope

turbo-sin

turbo-trollop

Turd-Blossom-gate

turdbuffery

turdbuttface

turdcake

turdfacehead

turdlessness

turdocaust

turdological

turdtastrophe

turkeysploitation

turnedonedness

twat-lite

tweakificating

tweeometer

20-tentacle tango

two-donut-dejellification

TWSSing

U

uber-doofus

uber-suckage

uber-turd-burger

uh-oh-face guy

ultra-mega-kaboom

ultra-mega-lift-no-bounce

ultra-zoomy

unbebunned

unbiggify

un-blah

unbloodified

un-bride-y

unclecest

Uncle Inappropriate-ness

uncleplucker

un-CNBC-like

un-crazifying

undercover pigdar

undergroundy-ish

under-henchling

undernasties

un-diddly-fiddly

undudelike

un-dumbassify

un-flipping-flapping-real

unfuckedupedness

unfucktarditude

un-holiday-ish-esque

unidiotness

unilateral-invasion-mobile

un-Jedi-ishly

un-mega-holy

un-me-ishly

un-Palinated

unpopely

unpornify

un-professional-istic

un-prophetesque

upscale-y

unsex-workerly

unsexyish

un-smurfing-polite

un-starletish

un-Warrior-Princess-like

upfuckery-induced

upownarsitivity

V

vagilina

vampirey-succubusy

Vaticanosity

va-vavoominess

vegetable-travaganza

vend-o-hair

vent fucker

veto-ginity

Vic Mackey-esque

Vic Mackey-ish

Vic Mackey-ness

Vikingologist

visit Feakle parish

voodoo-istical

VPILFtastic

vulva-savvy

W

wa-boing

wack-assage

wackassitude

wadbreath

wadwipe

wallowlicious

wangitude

wankerdar

wankeristical

wankerologist

wankerwad

wankitudinous

wankosity

warlordiness

warlorditude

Warrior Princess-esque

wedgie-resistant

weebies

Weird Al-esque-ness-ism

weirdo-dar

were-proctologist

wet-blanket-ish

wet sock for brain

whackaloonism

whackopath

Whackjobistan

whatchamacrap

whatchama-doo-jobby

whateverdoodle

whatever-doodle-mutt

whatevershippy

whatever-whatever-ology

whatsitology

what-the-bleepishness

What-the-frak-is-going-onsville

what-the-fuckometer

whelm scale

Where-the-fuck-istan

which-way-did-he-go-George-ing

whiffle-fluffer-blissed-outiest

whipped like rabid skunks

whirly-twirly-leapy-flippy

white-knuckle-can’t-put-it-downedness

white-trashtacular

whoa-itude

whocaresified

who-knows-what-ectomy

who-the-fuck-cares-edness

whuckwhuckwhucking

why-the-heck-are-we-still-talking-about-this-gate

wienerhuahua

wig lumpage

wimpery

wingnutdar

wipewad

wolfshit insane

womanpanzee

women's-magazine-y

woohooery

WOOHOOHUZZAHOMGYAY

worth-ish-y

WTFOMGTMDTLAARGBBQ?! face

WTF-osity

X

Xena-phobic

Xenu-tastic

Y

yakketyblog

yam-oriented

yap-yap-yappering

yokelosity

Yokocaust

your-mum-in-a-jar-ologist

yuck-bomb

Z

zombie-dar

zombie-ess

zombitudinous

zombocracy

zookeeper-mauling

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